A review by Mike Shea Movie Rating: ( 0) DVD Rating: ( 0)
The quick? It sucked bad. The long, this is a movie about three 18 year olds who go on a wild trip through sex and violence. The dialog sounds like it was written by a third grader in a bathroom trying to be creative and paying homage to Beavis and Butthead. The acting was horrific and the story was totally B movie. At least Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers knew it was supposed to suck. The only good thing I can think of is the leading actress who is quite a hottie (and goes topless), but the sex is so ugly that it ruins even that. Maybe the intro credits were ok, which pays homage to se7en with flashes of a club scene and Nine Inch Nails thumping in the background. Unfortuantly, that didnt last. No features, 4:3 aspect ratio, DD 2.0 sound, so even the DVD sucked. Dont even waste your time even reading the back of the box.